"Are you fixin' to have a baby?"

Seriously, one of my Kindergarteners asked me today,"Are you fixin' to have a baby?"  I know I've gained a lot of weight, and it shows, but I just hoped a little bit that no one else noticed.  Why do children have to be so honest?  I have been wondering if the other teachers at school are whispering, "is she pregnant?"

I cleaned out my closet over the holidays and only left the clothes that I can actually fit in to.  I wasn't left with much.  There were even clothes before Christmas that I was still wearing, that I cannot wear now.  Seeing my closet so empty really showed me that I need to get my ass in shape.  Now I'm trying to eat better and move a little more.  I wouldn't call it exercise yet.  I'm just trying to move more and sit less.  I'm trying to eat good healty food, but why do I feel so hungry all the time?  

I don't really have a question for my readers today.  Just give me some tough love.